Acidman will soon declare his candidacy for President. He has already announced his nominees for some key Cabinet positions. As I will soon be graduating law school and will need a job, I'm thinking about lobbying him for a position as White House Counsel.
I'd ask for an appointment to be Attorney General but I doubt I'd get through the confirmation hearings without telling a few blowhard Senatorial gas bags to go commit unnatural acts with themselves.
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